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History repeats itself everywhere, but probably not as violently as in Pakistan, where the lessons of the past are almost never learned.
There's a clear blueprint for the variety of news events you see each year, with political infighting, establishment gossip, trips to the IMF, all regular events, albeit with changing characters and faces.
Using a database compiled over 75 years and considering recent trends, we've taken a crystal ball to see what's in store for Pakistan in 2023.
Here are our best predictions for the coming year:
Government and opposition agree to cancel elections and start a talent competition
Protracted talks between the government and the opposition finally bore fruit, and both sides agreed to abandon the "useless" holding of general elections.
Instead of going to the polls, the political leaders decide to organize a talent show called "Woo the Boys" where all aspiring rulers will show their talents in front of a jury in hopes of winning the nomination.
"Anyway, it was an open secret that the real ruler is the one who is on the same side as you-know-who," said an acting minister.amanecer.comon condition of anonymity. “So why waste time asking the public for their opinion? Let's get down to business, cut out the middlemen and focus our energies on the real beach."
"Also, it doesn't matter if it's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, full gear, reverse, or neutral... boys are boys," he adds.
Following the announcement, a senior opposition leader is torn over which immortal art form to choose for the talent show. "I'm really confused. I've been told my whole life that I'm really good at dancing to music. But the other day it occurred to me that I can be the center of attention in a puppet show too. It's probably going to be hard to believe, but I can also say the most yes-yes in a minute."
"Let me do a quick demo: 'Foreign policy? yes ... budget? yes, yes… security issues? Yes Yes Yes!'"
Finmin-in-waiting changes philosophy during the interview
With the fate of the government mere minutes away from a crucial vote in the National Assembly, the opposition finance guru appears on a TV show for a live interview to deliver some final verbal smacks.
"This government has done nothing but throw Molotov cocktail after Molotov cocktail at the poor in this country," says the guru, who is expected to become the new finance minister if the opposition wins the next vote. . “The cabinet is full of heartless ministers who have mortgaged this land to the IMF. Inflation is always high and it all comes down to mismanagement by these thieves.”
Minutes later, with the government losing the vote and the opposition guru now being favored as the new finance minister, the finance guru makes a major U-turn on what action needs to be taken.
"The new government will have to raise gas prices because we don't produce enough oil and there is a global crisis," he says. "The new cabinet feels the pain of the citizens, but we have no other choice. What the IMF really wants is our own interest and we have to do as they say. Inflation is at an all-time high, but that's because of this raging global supercycle."
The government will acquire the services of Maula Jatt, Noori Nutt, to scare the dollar
Determined to keep the dollar's exchange rate under control but unable to inject funds into the market without angering the IMF, the government's financial genius hatches a plan to scare the dollar into submission leave.
"The current dollar exchange rate of 280 rupees is unnatural and has nothing to do with rising imports, falling exports or shrinking reserves," said the finance minister. “There is no need for structural reforms. That means the dollar needs to go down, and if it doesn't, we'll let go of Jatt and Nutt. This pair will bring the dollar back to its current levels of less than 200.
"'Oa dollar-aaan mai tera khoon pee jawanga (O dollar, I'll suck your blood)'" by Maula Jatt will be enough to bring down the dollar. And if that doesn't work, 'Nawa Aayaan Aee Sohneya (Are You New Here?)' by Noori Nutt certainly will."
When reminded that the IMF may not agree with his strategy, the minister says: “I don't care about the IMF. I told them, 'I'll give you an appropriate answer,' and that's my answer."
Disadvantaged head of government diagnosed with stage 4 escape Uenza disease
When things change and the ruling regime can no longer keep up with those in power, a senior government minister falls ill with a mysterious illness called Escape-Uenza, never seen or known before.
The disease, an absolute rarity for doctors in Pakistan but rumored to be treatable in London, is causing the minister's blood platelets to dwindle faster than the country's foreign exchange reserves.
The bedridden minister's deteriorating health is forcing the Supreme Court to let him leave the country, despite a list of corruption cases haunting him. However, the platelets miraculously reappear on their own once the minister's ambulance leaves Pakistani territory. The recovery is so incredible that the minister's ambulance is diverted to Milan, where he gives fitness classes to Cristiano Ronaldo and LeBron James.
Major TV network calls for biased 'freedom of reporting'
A self-proclaimed "number one in everything" television network is organizing a protest to lament the shrinking space journalists have to report with clear bias.
"What we're seeing now is worse than Zia," says the president of Reporters Without Credibility (RWC). "Our voices, however partisan, are being silenced."
“The press is the fourth estate of any society, and with a little partiality, the fourth estate can create real estate. For a select few, it can also lead to SAPM concerts. That's why we demand complete freedom of designyou can countÖMafiareports."
Patriotic Facebook commenter angry at 'negative portrayal of Pakistan'
A documentary about rising crime in Pakistan lands at the Oscars, much to the chagrin of a super-patriot who is chatting on Facebook on his phone outside his home when the news broke.
"*** People! That's not what Pakistan is about. This is so inaccurate and not a true representation of our culture and values. The documentary filmmaker should be ashamed. You sold your soul for a few bucks, the angry commenter wrote under a Facebook post just before a cyclist snatched his phone from him.
Sindh government opens off-road facility for Karachi residents
To satisfy Karachi adventurers' need for quality outdoor thrills, the Sindh government has finally designated an off-road zone.
“We realized that many of our people had to make the arduous journey to Hingol National Park to satiate their spirit of adventure. Therefore the government of Sindh, in cooperation with the local administration, has decided to bring the national park literally to its doorstep,” says the Minister for Information.
“The entire city of Karachi has been designated as an off-road location. We've often been asked why the government doesn't repair the roads. That was the reason. We have systematically created holes and craters so that our citizens can get a taste of nature in their city.”
“During the monsoon season, we will also feature a state-of-the-art water park and lagoon city. It will cover almost the entire city. The only exception will be half a street somewhere so that the Prime Minister and Administrator of Karachi can do photoshoots in raincoats and long boots."
"Sport and politics don't go together," the PCB's politically-elected president told BCCI
After the Board of Control of Cricket of India (BCCI) once again informed the Board of Cricket of Pakistan (PCB) that it will not send its team to the Asian Cup, the latter's chairman slams the former in a moral conference forever .
“The problem between the two countries is political, but this issue is sporting. Didn't BCCI hear that sport and politics don't mix? We must try to keep cricket out of politics,” says the politically elected president, who was rewarded for his closeness to the newly installed ruling party.
FAQs
What is your vision of Pakistan in the year 2025? ›
Pakistan Vision 2025 seek to revive and sustain the growth momentum consistent with environmental limits and equity considerations. The objective is to provide better living standards to every Pakistani irrespective of caste, creed, or domicile, or religious or political affiliation.
Who will be the next Prime Minister of Pakistan 2023? ›On 11th April 2022, Shehbaz Sharif was elected as the country's 23rd Prime Minister. He won by majority 174 votes in the National Assembly of Pakistan. Sharif will serve a term, at most of almost one year to fulfill Imran Khan's term until the 2023 Pakistani General Election, though the election may be called earlier.
What will be the economy of Pakistan in 2025? ›The real total GDP (gross domestic product) in Pakistan is expected to grow by 16.65% by 2026. The GNI (gross national income) in Pakistan is forecast to amount to US$255.60bn in 2025. In 2025, the total investment in Pakistan is forecast to amount to US$44.10bn.
What is Vision 2030 Pakistan? ›By 2030, all people in Pakistan will benefit from universal and responsive CRVS systems that facilitate the realization of their rights and support good governance, health and development.
What is great future Pakistan? ›Who We Are. The GREAT FUTURE is the central body for the promotion of different projects related to education, science & technology. For prosperous Pakistan, Great Future has started to play its vital role in education. The organization functions with the link of different, organizations to fund its projects.
What does Pakistan need to improve? ›Pakistan should aim to improve the livability of its cities and provide access to quality public services such as affordable housing, reliable water supply and other public services. Green public spaces must be developed, and the education system strengthened to enhance the labor market.
Who is the No 1 prime minister of Pakistan? ›| S/No | Name | Tenure |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr. Liaqat Ali Khan | 15-08-1947 To 16-10-1951 |
| 2 | Khawaja Nazimuddin | 17-10-1951 To 17-04-1953 |
| 3 | Mr. Mohammad Ali Bogra | 17-04-1953 To 11-08-1955 |
| 4 | Ch. Mohammed Ali | 11-08-1955 To 12-09-1956 |
If the office of President becomes vacant by reason of death, resignation or removal of the President the Chairman or, if he is unable to perform the functions of the office of President, the Speaker of the National Assembly shall act as President until a President is elected in accordance with clause (3) of Article 41 ...
Which PM has longest tenure in Pakistan? ›Yousaf Raza Gilani of PPP had the longest consecutive term of 4 years and 86 days. At approximately 9 years and 215 days in total, Nawaz Sharif of PML (N) has been the longest-serving prime minister for a non-consecutive term.
Which country will be the richest in 2025? ›Luxembourg: USD 143,203 per capita in 2025
We forecast Luxembourg to be the world's wealthiest economy in 2025 in nominal GDP terms (at market exchange rates).
Is Pakistan economy getting better? ›
In July 2022, national Consumer Price Index inflation increased to 24.9% (from 21.3% in the previous month). So far this year, GDP has grown at a rate of 5.97% (against a target for 2022–2023 of 5%). Much of Pakistan's political history consists of decisions that were made without considering the economic consequences.
Which countries will be richest in 2050? ›As a result, six of the seven largest economies in the world are projected to be emerging economies in 2050 led by China (1st), India (2nd) and Indonesia (4th) The US could be down to third place in the global GDP rankings while the EU27's share of world GDP could fall below 10% by 2050.
What will be the economy of Pakistan in 2050? ›Pakistan's annual Gross Domestic Product (GDP) could fall by 18 to 20% by 2050 due to the combined risks from the intensification of climate change and environmental degradation in the country if the issues are left unaddressed, a report published by the World Bank said.
Where India will be in 2030? ›India may become the third largest economy by 2030, overtaking Japan and Germany. S&P's forecast is based on the projection that India's annual nominal gross domestic product growth will average 6.3% through 2030.
What is India's vision in 2030? ›What is India's Vision of New India by 2030? In the Union Budget of India 2019 the Finance Minister laid out the Vision 2030 while highlighting India's transformation in the last five years. India is poised to become a USD5 tn economy by 2025 and aspires to become a USD10 tn economy by 2030.
Why is Pakistan important for us? ›The United States established diplomatic relations with Pakistan following the country's independence in 1947. We work closely with Pakistan on a wide array of issues ranging from energy, trade and investment, health, clean energy and combating the climate crisis, to Afghanistan stabilization and counterterrorism.
Is Pakistan in good terms with China? ›China has provided economic, technical, and military assistance to Pakistan; both sides regard each other as close strategic allies. Bilateral relations have evolved from China's initial policy of neutrality to an extensive partnership driven primarily by Pakistan's strategic importance.
What is the most powerful position in Pakistan? ›The then serving governor-general, Major-General Iskander Mirza, assumed office as the first president. Following the 1958 coup d'etat, the office of prime minister was abolished, leaving the Presidency as the most powerful office in the country.
Why Pakistan is economically weak? ›In case of Pakistan the structural problems include: disproportionately higher involvement of government in economic activities, large informal economy, agriculture remains a major employer of workforce, concentration on cotton-related production activities, policies biased toward import-substituting activities, ...
What is the future of Pakistan economy? ›The future will be secured by increased use of the internet, cloud computing, Big Data and data analytics, artificial intelligence and machine learning in the government as well as the private sector to drive economic growth through deep integration of the next generation of ICT technologies with the real economy.
Why Pakistan is slow growth? ›
Greater Dependency on the Public Sector Enterprises: The main cause behind the slow economic growth in Pakistan is the greater dependence on Public Sector Enterprises. Pakistan relied largely on the policy of protection by assigning central role to the Public Sector Enterprises.
Who is the best leader in the world in Pakistan? ›Jinnah served as the leader of the All-India Muslim League from 1913 until the inception of Pakistan on 14 August 1947, and then as the Dominion of Pakistan's first governor-general until his death. He is revered in Pakistan as the Quaid-i-Azam ("Great Leader") and Baba-i-Qaum ("Father of the Nation").
Who is famous leader in Pakistan? ›Imran Ahmed Khan Niazi HI(M) PP (Urdu: عمران احمد خان نیازی; born 5 October 1952) is a Pakistani politician and former cricket captain who served as the 22nd Prime Minister of Pakistan from August 2018 until April 2022, when he was ousted through a no-confidence motion in the National Assembly.
Who is the No 1 prime minister in world? ›Prime Minister Narendra Modi remains the world's most popular leader with an approval rating of 77 percent. This was revealed in a Global Leader Approval Ratings released by a US based consulting firm Morning Consult.
Can prime minister remove President Pakistan? ›The president can be removed for violation of the Constitution of Pakistan. The impeachment process may start in either of the two houses of the Parliament. The house initiates the process by leveling the charges against the president.
What is Article 69 of Pakistan? ›“69. (1) The validity of any proceedings in [Majlis-e-Shoora(Parlianment)] shall not be called in question on the ground of any irregularity of procedure.
How much majority is required to pass a bill in Pakistan? ›Each House has to pass the Bill with two thirds majority of the total membership of that House. If 2nd House passes the Bill with amendments it is referred back to the House in which it originated and if that House agrees to those amendments with two thirds majority it is sent to the President for assent.
Which president of Pakistan has shortest tenure? ›Apart from these twelve, two acting presidents have also been in office for short periods of time. One of them, Wasim Sajjad, served as acting president on two non-consecutive occasions during 1993 and 1997–98. The president may remain in office for a tenure of five years.
How many states in Pakistan? ›...
About Pakistan.
| Official Name: | Islamic Republic of Pakistan |
|---|---|
| Language: | Urdu (National language), English (Official) |
Military coups or martial laws in Pakistan began in 1958. There have been numerous successful attempts since 1951. Since its creation in 1947, Pakistan has spent several decades under military rule (1958 – 1971, 1977 – 1988, 1999 – 2008).
Which country will be No 1 in future? ›
With a GDP per capita, PPP of almost $60,000 in 2021 and its expected continued development, Sweden will likely remain one of the best places to live in the future.
Which country will rule in 2030? ›The United States will remain the world's third-most populous country in 2030. In fact, there's little change in the top 10 over the next 8 years. China and India swap places and Ethiopia leapfrogs Japan, Mexico and Russia to go from 12th in 2022 to 9th by 2030. India is set to overtake China by the end of the decade.
Which country will be powerful in 2030? ›| Rank | Country | Proj. GDP (2030, PPP) |
|---|---|---|
| #1 | China | $64.2 trillion |
| #2 | India | $46.3 trillion |
| #3 | United States | $31.0 trillion |
| #4 | Indonesia | $10.1 trillion |
India has recently become the world's fifth-largest economy overtaking the U.K. and is behind the US, China, Japan and Germany only. India's estimated GDP value is around $3.46 trillion at present. On the other hand, Pakistan's current GDP is around $376 billion and is ranked 42nd globally.
How much is Pakistan in debt? ›Current debt
As of January 2023, Public Debt of Pakistan is around PKR 62.46 trillion (USD 274 billion) which is nearly 97 percent of gross domestic product (GDP) of Pakistan.
There was a net increase of Rs1. 3 trillion in external debt, largely caused by the depreciation of the rupee and the country's efforts to build foreign currency reserves via borrowing. Pakistan's debt from the IMF increased by 44% within one year to Rs1. 7 trillion by the end of September, stated the SBP.
Who will be the next world power? ›By 2050, more countries are likely to be defined as superpowers, joining the United States and creating a multipolar world order. Extrapolating current economic, geopolitical, and demographic trends would suggest that China is likely to become a new superpower, although its economy is currently faltering.
Will China take over US economy? ›China's gross domestic product will surpass that of the U.S. in about 2035, the Goldman group led by Kevin Daly and Tadas Gedminas wrote, while India's GDP will narrowly surpass the U.S.' in about 2075.
What country is growing the fastest? ›- Guyana. Population: 790,000. ...
- Macao (Special Administrative Region) Population: 658,000. ...
- Barbados. Population: 287,700. ...
- St. Kitts and Nevis. ...
- St. Lucia.
Hussein noted that “due to the politicization of the economy and poor governance, Pakistan's economy is rapidly declining. Despite undergoing extreme economic and political experimentation, the country fails to get on the road to development.
Who will rule the world in 2050? ›
China is expected to hold on to the number one spot. In 2050, the Asian giant is forecast to have the largest economy on the planet. With an ageing population and an annual GDP growth rate averaging just 4.4%, however, China isn't projected to enjoy the exceptional economic growth it experienced during the 2000s.
What is Pakistan projected economy by 2030? ›Digital economy of Mena region and Pakistan could hit $700bn by 2030.
Is India the future China? ›India could be the next China. India's demographic advantage puts the country in a position to be one of the fastest-growing global economies—if not the fastest. India currently has a total population of 1.4 billion people, slightly less than China.
What will India do 2040? ›“India is forecasted by IMF to cross $5 trillion by 2026-27 and if the dollar GDP of the country doubles every seven years, we will be at $20 trillion GDP by 2040 with a per capital income of close to $15,000,” Nageswaran said at an event today.
Will India become a world power? ›In all, we think India will overtake Germany and Japan to become the third-largest economy in the world within the next decade.” A key part of India's continued rise will be its ability to grow its manufacturing sector and challenge China as the world's No 1 exporter.
What is Vision 2030 Nigeria? ›The SDGs or Project 2030 is a global call to put an end to poverty, secure the planet and ensure that everyone enjoys peace and prosperity by 2030. It was adopted by 193 countries with Nigeria as one of its country members.
Is India a superpower by 2030? ›India is quietly laying claim to economic superpower status. In 2022, India overtook UK as the world's fifth biggest economy – and it could be third by 2030 as per several economists. As per a recent comment from 28th Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott - India is considered as a democratic super power.
What is Pakistan Vision 2025 critical analysis? ›Pakistan Vision 2025 is designed to represent an aspirational destination. It will serve as a critical guide-post for the development of an effective strategy and road-map to reach our national goals and aspirations. It is not meant to represent the resultant strategy and program itself.
What is the Vision of Pakistan? ›He envisioned Pakistan as a democratic, modern Muslim state with human rights, minority rights, women's rights, and the rule of law.
What are the goals of Vision 2025? ›Pakistan Vision 2025 is designed to represent an aspirational destination. It will serve as a critical guide-post for the development of an effective strategy and road-map to reach our national goals and aspirations. It is not meant to represent the resultant strategy and programme itself.
What is your Vision of Pakistan in the year 2022? ›
Gender equality, empowerment of women and employment opportunities for the country's youth should be promoted as an essential means of combating poverty and promoting sustainable development. The citizens in this vision would have access to a better quality of education and health care facilities.
Does Pakistan have a good economy? ›Pakistan is a low income developing country. Its economy is the 23rd-largest worldwide in terms of GDP based on purchasing power parity (PPP). According to a 2021 estimate, the Country has a population of 227 million people (5th-largest worldwide).
What will happen in Vision 2030? ›This will happen through a series of commitments, including: increasing the number of Umrah visitors from 8 million to 30 million annually; establishing the largest Islamic museum in the world; doubling the number of Saudi heritage sites registered with UNESCO; promoting the growth of cultural and entertainment ...
Why is Pakistan important to the US? ›The United States established diplomatic relations with Pakistan following the country's independence in 1947. We work closely with Pakistan on a wide array of issues ranging from energy, trade and investment, health, clean energy and combating the climate crisis, to Afghanistan stabilization and counterterrorism.
What is Pakistan motto? ›The scroll supporting the shield contains the national motto in Urdu, "Īmān, Ittiḥād, Naẓm", which reads from right to left: (ایمان، اتحاد، نظم), translated as "Faith, Unity, Discipline" which are intended as the guiding principles for Pakistan.
Why is Pakistan unique? ›World's second largest salt mines (Khewra Mines) are located in Pakistan. The world's famous pink Himalayan salt is also mined in Pakistan. The highest polo ground in the world is in Shandur, Pakistan. Pakistan is the only Muslim nuclear power country in the world.
How many years will the Vision 2030 last for? ›Vision 2030 Jamaica is the country's first long-term strategic development plan and covers the 21-year period, 2009-2030.
How is the quality of life in Pakistan? ›Pakistan is a largely developing country and according to the Human Development Index, is ranked 147th out of 170 countries, upper side of "low human development." Despite having a growing middle class numbering over 70 million, a large portion of the country's population remains poor.
Which are the Five Year Plans of Pakistan? ›- First Five-Year Plans (1955–1960)
- Second Five-Year Plans (1960–1965)
- Third Five-Year Plans (1965–1970)
- Fourth Five-Year Plans (1970–1975)
- Fifth Five-Year Plans (1978–1983)
- Sixth Five-Year Plan (1983–88)
- Seventh Five-Year Plan (1988–93)
- Eighth Five Year Plan (1993–98)
In Pakistan, people arrange various cultural and religious congregations to celebrate New Year's Eve. By attending these cultural shows, you can revel in BBQ on the cold nights of winter. Moreover, you can feast on many other national and international cuisines at the New Year Parties.